GD Rocks

Hey
I know I have not posted for like ages... can't help it. Drained out my creative juices all strained out. But I have been quite busy recently. With all my classes and stuff....hardly got any time for anything else...and these days all i do...(when im home) sit on the comp listen to Green Day or study... mostly the former. Green day rocks man. My all time favourit song is American Idiot and my next favourites are Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Time of your Life and Holiday....
I reccomend it to everyone. I am normally not tooo much into hard Rock, some bands set apart (LP, Blink, GNR, LimpBizkit) so ive come up wid sm songs 4 all those ppl who dunt like rock tht much... guys ull love these

• November rain and all other GNR songs (I'm partial)
• American Idiot by Green Day
• Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day ( time of your life, HOLIDAY)
• Somehwere I belong by Linkin Park ( And In the end, Points of Authority, Faint, Numb)
• My December by Linkin Park
• Adams Song By Blink 182
• I don't want to miss a thing by Aerosmith (yeah he is partially rock)
• Love Bites by Deff Lepard
• We Will Rock you by Queen
• Behind Blue Eyes Limp Bizkit
• Bring me to life by Evanescence
• All Bryan Adam songs ( yeah he is rock)
• My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne
• In the Shadows by Rasmus
• Next Year by Foo Fighter
• For You by The Calling ( and Wherever you go)\

Im not putting them in order as all of them are fantastic! If you wanna start with rock music start with them.......ayways gotta go

shubhi

Her Day

Her hair were put up in a pony tail
with the most perfect cut
she’d ever had
For that day she thought
was the day she had waited for.

As the seconds passed
she grew more apprehensive
While her brand new watch ticked by
time, most preciously hers.

The eyes that saw nothing,
yet everything through
her precious stick,
had waited for that day all along.

The eyes that searched for passion
in a life which sought nothing,
had started to realize the dreams
they had never seen.

All she had wanted her whole life
had just laid itself
right before her eyes.
But the trouble, like always, did remain.

Her dilemma gave way
to doubts foray.
Her life, she thought
depended on that day.

She pushed too hard to reach a land
to which she never belonged.
She tried to become someone
she never was.

Today as I stand
where she truly belonged
I wish she had realized the value of her life.

My contrasting life

India won 2 consecutive ODIs leaving no doubt about its ‘patent’ win in the series but right in the next match, Pakistan emerged as the winners and subsequently won the series.

This was, perhaps not the exact but similar scene with me. I couldn’t do much but wonder how contrasting two consecutive days could be. Everything about today was gloomy. Right from Sachin Tendulkar’s birthday (yes, for some reason…I’ve never liked him. He is highly over rated, I think or at least for now) to the heavy evening rain. You see, I usually enjoy rains but with all the pollen grains and everything, my allergies did not leave me in peace or at least there was some psychological thing there at the back of my mind.
Then of course, my dad had to leave yet again. It’s not the best thing in the world to live without one parent and especially if that parent is your dad. You know what I mean! But I do have one relieving factor. My mom would be leaving for Australia during my summer vacations. YAY!!
Getting back to the point, I loved yesterday. It was so pleasant as in the way the day went. I got up at the usual 7:30 in the morning. Like every holiday, I got 2 hours of extra sleep. Bless the weekends. If you know me then you might just be wondering why I am contradicting myself cause I love going to school more than anything but it mostly depends on the kind of day I have and well, there are numerous other factors taken into consideration too.
Then my parents left for shopping. There has been a lot of shopping going on nowadays since my cousin is getting married on the 6th of the next month. Like always, I’ve tried my level best to stay away from shopping cause in simple words I totally hate it. And I have no clue how people can shop all the time. One of my aunts exclaimed, ‘arre Akanksha, aap mammi ke saath kyun nahi jaatein? Kam se kam pata toh hona chahiyein ki kya khareedna hai’. You see, the thing is that my mom and I don’t really make an effort to agree on one thing. Thus, I let her have the pleasure to decide such things.
Now, one fine day my mom decided that I should wear a suit on the sagan ceremony and I had no option but to agree mainly cause of the reason that I have no intentions to go shopping for myself. And well, I haven’t owned or worn a proper suit before.

Where was I? Okay, then my naani and nanna came. We chatted for a long time and then left for my massi’s place. We had a lovely time there and had our dinner. Then, we chatted there too. There were demands from Sanya and Anoushka to play and I had to play.I enjoyed a lot. We even clicked some pics. I’ll post them as soon as massi mails them to me.
While talking to my cousin Raman, I realized he wasn’t going to be there anymore after this week till the end of the summer vacations, with me at the bus stop. I questioned him every minute why he had to go. Though I knew he has to- first to Bangalore, for training for KVPY and then to Bombay for some thing for the International Maths Olympiad. I won’t see him for almost a month. God, who am I going to fight with? I already miss him. Anyways, I know he has to go.
After the dinner, we came back home and slept.
Today, I had to prepare for the French Monday test and literature already sucks big time. Anyways, I really need to go and get some sleep. Not that it’s too late but I feel very sleepy.
Good Night!

Blog administrators.....Upclose and personal Part III

Now you have been introduced to Akanksha (who by the way happens to be me) and Aditii (yah…don’t forget the extra ‘i’). So I thought I would introduce you to the ever-gregarious Shubhi Nigam.

SYNOPSIS

Name: Shubhi Nigam
Date of Birth: 17 August 1990 (yes…5 days younger to me)
Sign: Leo (like me!!)
Siblings: an elder sister (7 years difference)
Year of joining DPS RKP: 1994
Likes: Cricket, Brett Lee, Ganguly, Dravid, History, writing, piano, Eminem, Daughters (John Mayor)
Dislikes: , Nicholas Spark, Bush, Physics, Pakistani Team, rich chocolate, All the gay guys in our class.
Her take on 10nth: "I don’t know what’s going to happen to me”
Her take on life: depends on her mood!!
Her take on guys: no one worth while except Brett Lee.
Her take on politics: wotever!!
Ambition: Confused...law or computer science.
Her job: blabbering

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She is the craziest friend I’ve had. She’ll talk endlessly telling stories of here n there. She always has something or the other to blabber about. One tip for anyone who wants to please her is to quitely listen to what she has to say. You really need to be a good listener to be in her good books or so I say!
She’s had a very important role to play in changing me and well…teaching me to reply back. Believe it or not but she used to make up arguments (usually with aarushi and adi) to teach me how to reply back!!lols.
Her life looks almost perfect from a distance but when you actually get to know her, you’ll know nothing is perfect!!She’s not exactly very sensitive but I know for a fact that no matter how much she pretends, she’ll always be the same, my best friend.

"when a person dies

it is a tragedy

when 300 thousand people die

it is a statistic

and thats the harsh reality"

Do you remember the victims of the Tsunami?

Did you care to find out,

the situation of the survivors.

No

The public has a short memory

what makes headlines today

will not be in the news the next week.

and that is its biggest

failure.

I can't ask you to

forget about yourself

and just live for them

but i can ask you to think of them for a second

Coz believe me we are the only ones

doing so.

What’s lost in time…

We were walking together,
I hope you remember.
We had made no plans.
Just decided to keep going on.
But I still fail to figure out
What actually went wrong.
I never thought,
You would change your path.
And leave me in the midst of nowhere.
You might have had your own reasons.
But you did break my heart.
I wish you realized that before.
For now I’m not sure.
I made all the possible amends.
I even tried to follow you
For what seemed like eternity
Till you got lost in yourself.
Remember the time when
You had promised to be always there?
For now, you did prove to me
That trust isn’t worth it.

Cricket, lies and hispocrisy

Have you realized how cricket columnists can be such damn hipocrits. Take Goeffry Boycott for an example. When India lost in NatWest he said "Even my mother can bowl India out." "Sehwag isn't fit to be in International Cricket!" When India later won the next match "Indian team were close to perfection!" When Sehwag hit those strokes against South Africa "Bravo! Hes definetly Bradman!" Wow, he certainly sticks to his principles!
Lets take Amril Mathur as another example. His very contoversial piece. Hardly 4 months. he called for the dismissal of Sachin, Saurav, Sehwag and Dravid. Whoa! Now quoting his article. "Sehwag is Indian Bradman. Irreplacable." "There is not a doubt in my mind that Sachin is one of the greatest cricketers surviving." "Dravid the wall!" He sure has a short term memory.
Why am i blaming these poor fools. They are all just writing for their living. But what about us? Don't the public have a short term memory. I was seeing a match between India and Sri Lanka. This year only in which Ganguly made 75 and saved India. How many of us remember that. all we can talk about is throwing him out. We are so fiery tempered. We think we know all about cricket. We don't. A lot of luck is involved in this game. And why does Ganguly have to be a bad batsmen. Can't the bowler be brilliant? Sure we are loosing a tad too many games. But guys relax. Its a game. And we are becoming to emotionally attached to it. Tommorow we might just win. Who knows?

Blog administrators.....Upclose and personal Part II

The World is not Enough

Part 2:

Inside look into Sweet N Vicious

So you were introduced to Akanksha Bajaj.. who by the way..you probably know everything about. Now is the turn of our not so familiar memeber. Aditii Saxena....

Sinpopsis

Name: Aditii Saxena (You dunt forget the extra 'i')

DOB: 8 November 1990 (yah same day as Brett Lee)

Sign : Scorpio (self explantory)

Siblings: twin brother (who she keeps reminding us is alot brighter than her)

Year Of joining DPS: 2000

Likes: Mithai, chocolates, Charmed, History, Shah Rukh Khan, Avril lavigne, Holidays, Dan Brown,

Dislikes: Physics, Maths, Chemistry, Physics Teacher, Math Teacher, Chem teacher, Bio Teacher, Gay guys in class, us talking bout cricket all the time, me talking about Brett Lee all the time, falling sick

Her Take on Tenth: "HELP!"

Her take on Life: "Yeah Whatever"

Her take on Guys: "Yeah whatever"

Her Take on Politics: "Yeah whatever"

Ambition: Bio engineering..actually not decided....very confused

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<p>the first time i met Addi was on the bus, the first day of sixth grade. the first thing that struck me about her was her quiet nature. Me ofcourse being the blabber mouth..started doing what I am best at Doing... blabbering..............We instantly became very good friends. And we have been till now. We have gone through various phases. The Red phase, the rushi phase etc. .been friends with different people.. Even though we aren't friends with them now.. we both are still friends. Sometimes i feel like strangling her. She can be extremely indifferent. But I am used to it. Coz that how she is. She can really help you out when you need her.

Yes I do take credit in helping her to come out of her bubble. I guess as they say, when someone sits with me. They have to talk or how can they tell me to shut up?

There was a time when we did everything together. Went in the same bus, sat next to each other. Everything. Now ofcourse we don't travel by the same bus. But we are definetly still Best Friends. And i guess that makes all the difference

Anyways Signin off

Shubhi

Ps.. tomm i shall write about the very unknown future celebrity admist us. Priya

Blog administrators....upfront and personal

The World is Not Enough

behind the scenes:

Sweet N Vicious!

Now you have read our stuff... heard our views.. But when it comes to our life...you are still clueless... Therefore.........I introduce this 5 part series. Where i shall introduce all 5 of the administrators.......... So that you can get a peek into their life......

Today.....is the lucky day for Akanksha Bajaj......

SYNOPSIS

Name: Akanksha Bajaj (duh!)

Date of Birth: 12 August 1990 (yes i remember...duh!)

Sign: Leo (like me!!)

Siblings: --- (yeah shes the spoilt brat.....lolz!)

Year of joining DPS RKP: november 2001 ( i think...)

Likes: Cricket, TOI edit columns, Ganguly, Dravid, Ella Enchanted, Nicholas Sparks, Physics, writing, guitar, Billy Gillman, Bulla Ki Jaana, Only Hope(mandy moore)

Dislikes: My constant blabbering about her crush on Ganguly, My constant anti-Nicholas Spark Serenade, Biology, SST, Pakistani Team, Fatty Food( she likes it but she refuses to eat it), getting wet on Holi.... actually playing holi, All the gay guys in our class, eminem, Indira Gandhi

Her take on 10nth: "How am i going to cope!!!"

Her take on life: <"refer to the endless depressing (but good) poems written by her">

Her take on guys: Except Dravid (etc in indian team) no one worthwhile...too young for anything..

Her take on politics: Am not geting into that..she and her endless views on how things should be done!

Ambition: Confused...(as far as i think)Science or Commerce

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Akanksha is an ex-St.Thomasite. She came into DPS RKP in the end of 6th standard. We almost instantaneously became friends. Not very good friends. But friends. At that point of time i was so in my dream world. I didn't even know that she was often teased. She was well, very quiet, 'sushil n shaant' kinda person. Very and emotional, as they say she carried her heart on her sleeve. Because of that i know alot of people were scared of her, and thus she wasn't able to be close to many. Anyways that all changed suddenly coming into ninth I don't know after the Assesment exams... To many she changed. Atleast from the outside.. people thought she had.. Though i noticed the difference i always thought....she was pretending... Anyways...Today she is one of my best friends...And well we talk like everyday... As aarushi said...I probably won't be able to pass a test without her.. I would never even know the syllabus!

We fight...oh god do we fight......It's like second nature to us now! Ha! Anyways...we always seem to make up almost the next second. Some way or the other.........And hopefully we will continue fighting.... and continue to make up....haha

Signing off

Shubhi

Tommorow i will be back with the evergreen Aditii saxena

My brother Raman

Ever had the honor to be in the privileged company of a joker?
Now, he has kept me company or I have kept him company (whichever way you like to put it) since approximately my life so far. He’s amused me in every possible fashion and has also played a very important role in who I am.
Wondering what I’m talking about? Don’t strain your brains for many of you might think yourselves to be lesser mortals and brainless but I believe there is hope for everybody (yes, including you!!).

From watching cricket in the early years to fighting every possible day of our existence, he’s been always there. My passion for cricket is mainly because of him. Those days when I used to sit defeated by an abnormally irritating brother forced to watch cricket and crying desperately to get the remote out of his hands, I remember it used to turn out my way at the end of the day. He used go in a corner, sulk for a minute and then come back again to fight. Those were happy days.

Every morning, my dear brother in an effort less effort of being himself, employs himself to the job of laughing gas. It’s almost impossible to remain serious in his company. Without fail, he’ll stop me from crossing the road and come up with something like ‘aram se chalo, gadi ko lag jaati toh??’

He thinks our country desperately needs ophthalmologists. ‘They said you look 30??? God, what is the world up to?? Poor people, their precious vision!!’ he exclaimed when my mom told him what some people had said about her age. You see she turned 39 yesterday. And here’s what my brother, her dear nephew had to say about this ‘congrats massi!! You’ve finally reached your 45th birthday!!’ My mom, an old lady that she is gasped in surprise at him. And for once her mouth opened to reveal her real age (okay fine I’m exaggerating but I like it!) and well, I knew here I was again giving my ears to all the rubbish he has to say.

God did remember he was sending me to earth and well, he for one fact didn’t intend to leave me in peace. So I was sent into the company of my cousin, Raman Khatri. You do realize I don’t have a sibling to cherish. So, I find peace in criticizing and relating to my dear brother.
He leaves absolutely no stones unturned to tease me and make sure I’m irritated to death but that’s the best part about it all. Though he’s turned a lot more decent now. We do have some serious conversations once in ages. But that’s okay. As long as he remains himself, I’ll be forever crazy about the way he does things for I’ve never seen anybody so absent minded in my entire life.

The other day, I was reading the Gemini horoscope for him and it said…
You spend more time talking than eating, so you are able to stay fairly slim.
WRONG!!WRONG!! I am sure you got the message…lols.

He’ll tease you about your weight and pretend that you never noticed his obesity. He’ll expect you to talk softly and forget the fact that god forgot to send anyone with a voice as loud as his. He might just compliment you if you compliment him. He’ll irritate you cause that is his job and he’ll study hard to get into IIT and by now, practically everyone knows he’ll get through. He is brilliant yet behaves as if there isn’t anyone dumber than him. He’s my brother Raman. We’ve had great times and we’ve had even greater fights but that’s life.

Purahpapapa…I’m loving it!!(background music from Mc Donald’s add and visiuals from perhaps the wicket taking pepsi add when the whole Indian team dances).

Mullberry Street

As i walk down
mullberry street
some stranger
i happen to meet

I think she knows me
from the good old days
back home in delhi
before we parted our ways

for a second
i am compltely taken aback
with her face
many memories flash back

I suddenly remember
who this starnger was
My best friend from high school
who i have completely forgot

She flashed me a big smile
wondered how our paths could cross
uknownst to her
till a second ago i didnt know who she was

She chattered on
how she missed me
didnt realize
how she made me feel guilty
I realized
After graduation day
Not a second i thought
of all those great buddies
I conveniantly forgot.
So wrapped up
in my Life i was
didn't realize
the relationships i lost
all i thought was of my career
i guess i even forgot
those amazing years

She didn't seem to have forgotten
That clearly, i could see
She told me only last week
she had thought of me

In the haste of climbing up
I had forgotten to take me along
what i took was my mind
my heart and soul i did forgot

As i continue
to walk down Mullberry street
i know this place is going to be special to me
since with my soul i did meet

helllozzzz....
okay this poem is damn dumb.............. i was getting bored so i just jotted down some lines....
anyways...i hope nothng of that sort happens to me!

That day

A day I had reserved for myself
Thought I would be able to
Find a purpose, a reason
For my being, for my existence
Which I did put under question.

Whenever I looked back,
Resentment of my memories overflowed.
I wish I could do away with all of them.
I wish, for once I could have had everything my way.
But perhaps, the truth, I always knew.

Are regrets all that are left of me?
I wish I had done it the other way.
The fact, however, will remain.
Life has its own weird ways.

Its not what people expect of me
My life is about what I want.
I wish I could think that way.
I do know that it was my incapacity for letting
Things go their way.

What if I mean this most truly one day?
For this is the reason that I chose that day.
For this is the reason that I remind myself over again
My true purpose, and all my endeavors.
I hope they will sum up to something.

The Last Letter

It was a cold night
when she called
My arm shook with fright
when she told me she was getting a divorce

She was weeping
when i opened the door
Tears flowing down her face,
as she flung her bags on the floor

I knew something was wrong
When she laid you on the bed
I knew something went wrong
perhaps something your father had said

I tried to talk her
But she locked herself in the bathroom
She told me she was giving up
in the most awful tone

Even though you were a baby
you knew something wasn't right
your eyes searched the room for her
while she died.

Yes i do feel responsible for her death
i have everyday since then
becaue i was her sister
i was suposed to love her
yet i wasn't able to stop her.

I am sorry you didn't see her
she was truly wonderful
if you see yourself in the mirror
you will see like you she was beautiful.

A great mother
I know she would have been
But i guess she was weak
Thats a lesson she would want you to learn
You have to be strong
never give up
figure out the difference between right and wrong.

I know honey, for so many years
In the dark I kept you
you thought I was your mother
But I so terribly wanted to be too
I felt responsible for ruining your life
and wanted to fix it for you.

I hope you understand how sorry I am
I never meant to hurt you
only care for you like your mom would have
If you are reading this letter
I am probably dead
I hope one day you can see
that i had to keep you away from your father
I really hope that day you will be able to forgive me.

Listmania

Hey
Followin my last list. i have a new list.

Must Ave Downloads!

10. Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday

9. Yeah by Usher

8. When You're gone by Bryan Adams

7. Faint by Linkin Park

6. Nothing At all by Ronan Keating

5. Superstar by Jamelia

4. Reason by Hoobastank

3. Daughters bym John Mayer

2. Mockingbird by Eminem

1. November Rain by Guns N Roses

I know there are a lot of songs...that should be added.....but can't help it people it was my list. And it was a tough choice... Anyways till next time.

Keep that music blaring!

Shubhi

Ahh...Fever again

Attack by the callous viral infection, the second time in a short span of only two weeks is, well, not the best thing to happen to anyone and especially me.

It seems that my untoward cells give up to the viral infections too soon and then I am blamed primarily for two reasons:

1) Sleeping with the AC on the whole night. Now, here I would like mention that I have absolutely no intentions of doing what I do, it’s just that my cozy blanket is forever in reaching distance of my arm. So I ask you, who would like to get up from the bed or even move his fingers on the remote to switch the AC off?

2) Besides this, I am blamed even for having the refreshing refrigerated juice (can you believe it!) after escaping the blazing sun’s rays.

You see my dear fellow human beings, I love going to school. It’s the most gratifying experience on this wonderful and ‘not-so-gratifying’ earth. I, have more than just infinite reasons to justify my love for my ‘lovely school’ popularly known as a factory.

Though my temperature went up to a 102 F but guess what I’m not going to give my friends a chance to miss me. I am, for a matter of fact, very considerate about my friends’ feelings.
Hopefully, I have been able to convince my mom to let me got to school tomorrow.

Anyways, I got to go now. I am not allowed to strain myself by spending too much time on the computer (well, by Shubhi!!)

10 all time favourites..................

I never said i don't like Nicholas Sparks.. hes great..... but comparing him to Dan brown phooo.....
You have to be kidding he can never come in that league... A walk to remember is a good boook but there are thousands in its category..... and its not even the best! Therefore me shubhi...decided to bring out the names of my 10 altime favourite books...

10. Everyy boy got one by Meg Cabot
So hilarious! By the time i finished it i was rolling on the ground with laughter. Classic Meg Cabot. I think alt better than the Princess Diaries. Kinda predictable but yeah well...its funny.

9. Diaries of Adrian Mole by Sue Townsed
Awesome book. So funny. Its basically about the life of a 16 year old pathetic british. It's crazy stuff. but good stuff.

8. A time to Kill by John Grisham
That is class... That book was so amazing.. though it wasn't teh first book i read of John Grisham. But after that. I was hooked. It's the first book the author ever wrote.

7. My Feudal Lord by Tehmina Durrani
Strong. Very mature stuff. This isn't your everyday novel. It's about a pakistani womans fight back against the pakistani social system. But once you read it. You will never turn back.

6. Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Okay another Cliché ... well i don't care i loved it.... It is so damn logical! I don't need to write anything about it., It well. speaks for itself.....!

5. Hades Daughter by Sara Douglas
Its a mythology fiction about Troy. Now this is what epics are made of. Its written by an Australian writer. Simply fantastic. Mystery, Drama, thriller...

4. Eleven Minutes by Paulo Coelho
for all those who are Paulo Coelho fans. i know this is a disapointment. But i prefer this to Alchemist. Its my absolute favourite book. Though its very philosiphical. Its beautifully written.

3. Kane and Abel by Jeffery Archer
Jeffery Archer can not be better than this. Absolute mind-blowing stuff. Long book. But every second spent worthwhile. About two men and their ultimate battle till the end...

2. Love story by Erich Seagal
Self-explanatory. There is no love story ever written more beautifully. And the Nicholas Sparks, the James Pattersons can come & go. But no one can even try to come up to Erich Segal. Classics at their Best

1. Desiree by Annemarie Selinko
Yup.. no ones heard of it. Your bad. This is my ultimate all time favourite. People who know me well. Have had to hear days of non-stop blabbering about it. A true story about Napoleans fiance who became the queen of sweden. I don't think ever in my whole life will i ever find a book better than this. Sometimes its funny sometimes its sad. Sometimes its miraculous. It's written by a woman who escaped the nazi police and fled for sweden. there she found about the life of Desiree.

happy reading!

A Walk To Remember

There was a time when the world was sweeter…when the women in Beaufort, North Carolina, wore dresses and the men donned hats.

You need more than words to describe this book.
Nicholas Sparks puts forth an exceptionally well-written love story unraveling a tangible mystery, ultimately leading to nothing more than the lovely reminiscences. It’s the most poignant and enthralling novel I’ve ever read.
You might as well make fun of me but the last book I felt so fervently about was well...Ella Enchanted!!

Most of you must have either seen the movie or read the book itself but I couldn’t help but mention this book. It’s the most amazing book on earth, even better than the John Grishams and the Dan Browns of the world. It’s the kind of novel, which can make anyone (I mean it…anyone) cry out.

It’s just irresistible.

I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I had been on its lookout for quite some time now and for a change, my dear library had something that I was ardently looking for! Though I had to bargain with Aarushi, you see. So, there I was on Friday, with my claimed copy of the novel, feeling glorious in my own way. And well I’ve been thinking about it all Saturday.

Simply Marvelous!

If you are one of the unlucky souls to not have read it, I’m very generous, you see. I’m giving it to Aditii for a day or two and then let’s see who wants to be next in the queue for I have it till the next library period on Friday. HURRAY!!

Well, that’s all I have to say for now. Till the next time, miss me (cause well, I haven’t been writing that much…I have my own reasons, you see.)

Blah blah blah

before you say those words. Im goin 2 say "yah I know" We lost.....yah well...hell 2 the pakistanis... I dunt give a damn.... Next match we will kick Salman's butt ( those who dunt know that guys last name is Butt) And if we dunt......but we are going 2!... anyways tomm is also the final of the womens world cup Ind vs Aus.. Like Ganguly says "Take revenge for the 2003 final"
Go Figure!
Anyways wat did i do tday?? Hmm... slept......watched the match....got depressed...cursed......got a little happy after Pathans sixes...then got depressed again... tried studying.....slept... went n got my pics clicked for my new passport (yah i mite be flyin to see my sis's convocation in San Diego) ....talked to akanksha. We both decided we would study.. Well so much for that...yah i no this entry is distorted...well moi creative juices are drying.............and im again feeling sick..... And i suddenly remember i havent practiced my piano... Crap....im gonna be in trouble...well can't do anything rite now...its like 12 am....Ooh my sis's online gonna go now........
*kisses* (yeah, excuse-moi, je am losing it)
Shubhi

The "Crush" factor.......

Yesterday while sitting in my bus I over heard (I wouldn't like to call it eavesdropping) an animated discussion between 2, presumably, seventh graders (girls). On of them having a major crush. Girl 1 had a crush for a long time on Boy1
Girl 1: But hes so cute.... and if he goes out with vamp 1, I don't know what I am going to do...
Girl 2: Maybe he likes.... you and is not telling you...... Let Vamp 1 go to hell.. She has a new boy friend every week....
Girl 1: No yaar... I am too tall for Boy 1......he can't like me... Oh my cursed genes........!
Girl 2: Par yaar, don't give up hope..... Height doesnt make a difference. All boys are shorter...than girls
Girl 1: No! Vamp 1 isnt taller than Boy 1.........Oh I feel helpess!
Now who would believe a 12 year old could have a such strong feeling bout someone........I know alot of people who change crushes every week...On monday "Homosapien 1" i their soulmate and the next week the "homosapien 1"'s bestfriend is their soul-mate... The major problem of a kid of say 11-14 years that is hormones are raging high...and well...hormones in guys are kinda unfair they have to look up to the girls in the height prespective.
Now scientifically speaking what is a crush? They are again as I said hormones raging high. and contrary to what your parents might make it "Unspeakable, Unthinkable , Unactionable" or (maybe they don't). Its actually good to have a crush. It helps for an adolecent to understand who he/she is. And experimenting never hurt. Now to be in 'love' and to find your "soul-mate"
is well...umm......kinda far-fetched. some people do....i guess.....but break-up is always in the cards.... So it might be Rahul Dravid or the guy whose your neighbour (talking about girls here...lolz) a crush is undenyable.. and normal.... though maybe you can't start going out with rahul Dravid... but you must still stand up for your crush...
par example. Akankshas "upheavel of the common mind" if you dare a word against Sourav Ganguly! Or perhaps Priyas dizzy spell after seeing a picture of Irfan Pathan.. if you say hes too old..

"Oh come on 5 years is no 'pahadh'.

nahi khadi hogi yeh age deewar..

priya banengi priya punjabi pathan.."

Lolzzzz....... Well as for Aarushi... it has always been and always will... the dashing Bengali beauty who made a century kicking Indian butt "mohammad ashraful".. (applause) And as for me.....for those who know me.. will go "oh not again" ..i am talking about the diligent, evergreen, lethal blondie "Brett Lee" (Standing ovation). Hes the only exception to the dumb blondes. Now if everyone is wondering why no one likes people in our school... Now the most access a person has is in his class... and believe me when i say this.. our class is full of gays (no direspect but these variety are not self-respecting)... who sit in each others lap...pull at eaach others shirt.....when they see a girl they suddenly shut up.... probably thinking "No, the intelligent race has once again been shoved in my face, to again humiliate me and show the world how inferior my race is to them... Why me!!! Why wasn't i one of them?" Haha.....anyways as i was saying...
yeah... so its kinda hard....
chalo my work is done here.. i hope i have been able to covince everyone about the healthy aspects of bein "crushy-crushy" Now people wonder why im goin on a "Hail crushers" drive .... well coz i have a few frends who have really major crushes...and think they are crazy to have them.... Well guys u rnt crazy just really healthy....lolz!

10 Reasons Why I Hate Being in Tenth.............

1. I can't be laid back and study 2 days before the exams like i have been doing. I have to actually study during the year..........NOOOOOO
2. School is unbearable.
Month April; Teacher: "Oh darling! don't be so worried. Boards are like any other exams. They so not matter."
Rest of the year; Teacher: "What the hell do you think you idiot students are doing? This is your board year you aren't in ninth grade anymore!"
3. EXPECTATIONS!
Everywhere you go, those fake drippy sugar coated voices and then that fat finger pointed in your face "Aah! Board year...well the most important year of your life. Study hard"
4. Drama.
"Oh my god did you hear about that guy who gets like a 90%. He got 60% in his boards!" "What kind of teacher is going to check my paper!!!" "Oh im so scared!!" "The system is horrible" "Help!"
5. Nutty School
"Yue...s-tuden-ths will now haeve Outdoor Activity onshe aye week. Yoga, marching" Is what Our Vice-Princi told us. so there we were sitting in the hot sun...just after learning some sort of eye exercises from some kind of lunatic whose voice is as manly as Aishwarya Rai's. Being told how we were soooo pure and sooo not Diluted. "hum swasth hai! Hai khubsurat hai!"
6. Work! Work!
Our school year started just 5 days after our final exams of the ninth. When the whole school (except 12th) were on leave. we have extra classes till 20 May. Then we have Assesments in the first week of July. Following that will have 4 more sets of exams. Oh boy! This is going to be fun.
7. Many Philosphies. Many tragedies
Fact! By some cruel twist of fate we innocent students are being taught by a math teacher who has probably been some philospher in her past life. She follows some thing she must have been taught in "How to ruin a students life in 10 ways"
"Thy shall bring philosophy into everyth in our life"
"Thy shall ruin the life of thy pupils"
8. Annoying class- mates
There one who keeps throwing water at evryone. One who runs of with your lunch. One who wants the teacher to teach in break. One who one wants the teacher to teach in all free period. and ofcourse there are some "mahan vyaktis" who suck up to the teacherr like a kid to a lollipop.
9. The Bloody summer heat
Its sooo hot! and on top of that my bus has to stand right at the end of the line. If I am walking that far might as well walk back home.
10. "Your future looks bleak"
Well mine certainly does. I havent decided....what i am goinng to take up. and just the thought of it. Makes me go weak......Sciences or commerce......Commerce or Science! HELP!!! ( And I have heard our carreer counsellor sucks!)

Once, I remember...

Before you proceed, I’d like to mention that this entry is completely biased (in whatever way you want to put it) and all that I have written is absolutely my opinion. And oh before anyone says I’m dogmatic, well, I’d say yah perhaps I am. In fact I think, to an extent, almost every normal person, who has an ego, is. If you think you are not, then you must be an angel!!

Even as I walk up the road,
I remember what it was to be down there,
I remember the journey never started.
And thus it will never end.

My road never called me,
I chose the one I wanted to.
Though, I’ve had hard times but,
My life has never failed me
And I hope it never will.

I do hold some grudges
And I definitely have my regrets.
But they have never stopped me
From dreaming my way.

I’d like to start with my very first year in this school. Things were very different then.
I had looked forward to a wonderful time here, in the best school of Delhi. I had always thought of convivial class mates who would be there to help and god knows what not! But it was not to be so. I instead was made the target of my fellow classmates’ 'growing-desire-of-becoming-bullies.' I can’t possibly blame them for everything cause I, perhaps was too dumb then, too innocent and too sensitive. I could never understand the methodology of their perverted minds. Actually I never really cared to.
I was only shocked to break from my shell of protection. I remember being miserable about all that happened in sixth standard. It’s definitely not the best feeling to be left out and be aware of the fact that no one cares. I have gone through those tough times and am only glad I’m over and done with them.

An armstice signed

Only a poet could describe gods Paramount creation Aarushi. Only he could show the delicate yet callous side of hers. Her so utterly ineffable ways. Which enchant one and all. Her diffident nature and her generosity to everyone. Her superiority, which makes you want the floor to split wide open and swallow you. Yes! She truly is like the Ultimate Sonata of the Opus. specially her slender writing, sometimes uncomprehending but still leaves us gasping for breath with every line we read..yes…yes…yes…we want more……..MORE MORE MORE MORE ………………………………………………………………………….

WATEVER! If anybody believes in all the rubbish I just wrote than my dear ‘protagonist’. You seriously do NOT know me. Because (im doing an avani)……………………

Universally Known Fact: Shubhi Nigam shall never be caught using phrases like “the ultimate sonata of the Opus” and “my life is like a roller coaster and all these concepts are like kit- kat breaks”.

Na! That privilege I allow darling Aarushi to have. Now except about the superiority part everything was rubbish too. For I am sure everyone reading this would be assured she is Not diffident (Yeah right) There is nothing she does which is ineffable. my Super Intelligent readers must wonder, “why is this female writing stuff which she doesn’t mean. I mean get on with it woman!” That’s because I have to prove the "paramount" issue here. Aarushi isn’t all holy and pure. As she depicts herself to be. LOL! Not even close. I do admit I have been harsh on her in the past few entries.. (I no she wont admit) but well I guess its coz she has a problem in admitting she is wrong. Okay Who does NOT have that problem? Everyone does. Now akanksha don’t say you don’t. Even I do! And specially when 2 egos clash. That’s when the problems start. I think that’s why me and Aarushi fight. We have two colossal egos. While (she is so not going to admit it) I guess I have sometimes tried to negotiate ( not always…but sometimes yes) but well I get no response from the other side. Ms. Loos ego can touch the sky! It is due to this me and aarushi fight.

NOTE : It has not been witnessed by the author any fights taking place between
Aditii and Aarushi ( as I said she is a bit obsessed with Aditii)
and also between Aarushi and Akanksha ( in the la passé. Oui, not recently)

And I move on …… We are in tenth grade now. Yeah, sounds quite unbelievable when you think of it. 4 years of continuous fighting. 4 years of putting people around us in sticky situations. You would think we would be done by now right? LOL. She and her over suspicious nature me and my over exaggeration. Hopefully we shall provide respite for our fellow “comrades” and maybe one day this war shall end. Now concluding I shall like to say on a personal note. For those people who believe I hate Aarushi, I don’t. There was a time when I thought I did. But that was just me and my grudges. I can’t hate her. She is after all my friend. Yes I do get irritated when she attacks me for no reason and I do get defensive. Very defensive. But well I guess that’s a part of the whole package. Hopefully one day I will get over it. ( specially the dog part in her last entry. That was mean!) And hopefully this entry shall also be the last concerning darling Loos. I wrote this not as a reply to whatever Aarushi wrote ( I already did that) but as an end to the battle raging on the blog. I guess we both can be dogmatic and that’s where we should leave it.
Period.

fight season is here

so every1 now has a fair knowledge about this unusual friendship between Aarushi and Shubhi (after those 2 entries u hav 2). if u ever wondered how it started im here to answer just tht.

it was one day in the first week of sixth. we were all separated frm our frends of 5th and bfore,but not even 1 person was dere from Aarushis class. to top it all the teacher had alloted seats 2 all of us
and made Shubhi sit the only person Aarushi knew in the whole class (1 girl called poojan). so it all started wen aarushi wanted 2 sit wid poojan and told shubhi to move and sit wid sum wierdo. she obviously didnt move( i wud like 2 point tht she cud hav sat sumwhere else but even aarushi was more like ordering her 2 move) so they picked up a fight. it all started dere FIGHTS AND FRIENDSHIP!!
i mean both of them r wunderful ppl but ya their fights are incessant.

so this might put a seal on the fight season i hope
till next time

(the authencity of this article is doubted coz its sumthing shubhi told me and u no she can bforgetful sometimes!!)

Not another Anti Aarushi serenade

Me rite now: licking my lips....thinking of the perfect reply to give to aarushi.....CRASH!

Hey why the hell do I care??? About AARUSHI! Mrs Mohammad Ashraful (yeah the bengali beauty) I mean let the blabber mouth blabber. The Celine dion of our class. Its fine. Now am i ever gonna drop that low. I mean anyways even though what she wrote was well......i did kinda resent it... But i mean she has always been a good friend of mine. Shes so ................................well u no.........umm..........anyways ( k i cant remember anything gud bout her...big deal) watver. U get the point. So she might be a bit weird.... U now wid her obsession wid Aditii ( addi was her role model at one point of time..poor addi) and her ballet (she was an aspiring ballerina! Oh shut up! im sure she would have been a wonderful ballerina). And ofcourse she is determined that she knows more than the Chem teacher.

"So what if aarushi says i am umm...well watevr she says.
And aarushi is an honourable man... ooops.....woman....oops gal.
so are they all (the fools)
all honorable watevers."

Shit do i sound like an irritated and pissed off person?? No! me angry wid Loos darling ( we named her that...coz we discovered she spends more time in the loo than our class). Na!
How could I be ! Silly you! aarushi and me come a long way............. we actually thot she needed to see a therapist....then ofcourse was the time when we were in seventh. and she would spend the whole day trying to impress everyone by reading ORGANIC CHEMISTRY for class 11nth books. so well....then ofcourse only last year she had developed this habit of sitting and "mugging" Dictionaries... She was called Ms. dictionary in our class (i think she liked it) . and if alot of u were confused bout the dogmatic thing. (in the blog awards) Its a really funny story (its funny how she misses out these funny incidents in her funny entries)

Aarushi told me i was dogmatic. I shot back at her she was dogmatic. Knksha n addi as usual walked away. so we had this long argument. Okay im not trying to show how nice i am or anything. But i tried to get to a common statement. but i probably have more of a chance to convince bush to give modi a visa then to get aarushi to drop the fight. and agree with me. Anyways...soon the topic came on what was DOGMATIC.
shubhis defination: Someone who is domineering and dominating
aarushis defination: No! its someone who has a fixed view point
Yeah and thats a huge difference!!! when we tried pointing that out. well....' twas in vain' so we went n checked the dictionary it was the defination that she gave... she ofcourse lost no time in screaming out Loser....... like i was to be ushered. and i went n checked another dictionar it gave my dictionary...
And i can safely say that was one of the sweetest moments.... aah the shock n embarassment...n stubborness...aahhh triumph is so damn SWEET!

Okay Im over it now. Anyways...for today i had lined up an article bout Ganguly...had almost finished it when i saw this article... and they as they say "if someone starts a fight just end it." I don't like making this blog a battle field... but well...i couldn't resist (contarary to my inro) anyways watever i might say. she is my friend and well i cant say i dont enjoy our fights and she isnt tht concieted as she sounds....she can actually be well.............umm.....OKAY IM NOT STRTIN THT AGAIN! and before i end this one more thing bout the physics test........lol......i dint get the dumb equation wrong.... just took the rong trignometric value... and ofcourse aarushi refused to believe me... nthn new... her usual suspicious self (she dusnt believe anythin i say...like i care..lols) and bout the icecream I hate chocolate ( i no u dunt believe me but then ask Aditii or akanksha) and lastly i dint no aarushi monitered my every move...so closely......oh well... "to each their own".

with loads of love shubhi

btw...aarushi i wud prefer u dunt involve dogs in this.....coz i think the dog wud kinda be insulted to be in your entries...leave the poor creatures alone... and yeah i love dogs....they are better frends atleast (no offense) and i think you might consider spending your times doin more constructive things in future instead of attacking me all the time.. i mean are you sure you didnt finish mugging up the new dictionary u just got!

POWERpuffffffff Shuuuuubhi

Hello every1, here is something I wrote.



Of course, Shubhi is justified in launching a war against those barbarous and uncouth and uncivil zoological anomalies. After all, she is sooooooooooooooo sweet. Mind you, I am not talking about the saccharin sweetness or the artificial sweetener sweetness, I am talking about 100% authentic sugar obtained from molasses and that too undiluted. Of course, she has every right to go around reprimanding us lower mortals who have no civic sense. I mean, we’re the kind of people who take our doggies to pee under the neighbour’s car. Shubhi, our friend from heaven, the angel in disguise also has a doggy who knows when and where to pee. Shubhi, beauty’s belle, more importantly one of my very good friends is an embodiment of Barbie Doll minus the Ken as for now with her dainty words which have the fluidity of Andy Roddick’s serve. Thankyou, I know that I am very good at making up analogies.
Our Shubhi, speaks and looks like a convent novitiate. Yup! That’s her. She even clasps her hands like a choir girl when she finally manages to figure out that she has managed to figure out a maths problem. That ingenuity on her face, that spark in her eyes ( I am not saying that she gets the scientific and mathematical jargon at one go- but what the heck!!!!!) make me realize the purity of life, the existence of genius and the happiness in success. Remember, “practice, practice and thou shalt succeed”? No wonder she telephones people with the kind of mechanical dexterity and meticulous precision she does. Shubhi does not think twice before calling up Akanksha on the Sunday before a Monday test. This is how the conversation goes:-
“Hello, Akanksha”
“ Hi”
“I can’t tell you how much I am freaking out. It has never taken me longer to finish Chemistry. I tell you, I am going to drop dead any moment but before that you must explain the physics problem on pg 235 to me.”
Akanksha starts explaining. She barely finishes a sentence and Shubhi asks her to hurry. I mean the chocolate chip ice-cream is lonely. She must not insult the ice-cream. She must cater to its sensitivities. It is melting after all and Shubhi can’t listen to Akanksha AND have the ice-cream at once. After two minutes and thirty-four seconds, Akanksha is still explaining the problem to Shubhi with her tool of empowerment (SOPHIE, of course) and Shubhi madam is alternating tentative glances at the ice-cream with nervous glances at her beloved Brett Lee watch. She interrupts Akanksha mid-way through a sentence and says,” Achcha, so that’s thaaaaaaaaaat? How stupid of me! I get it now. Bye !” and hangs up. She finishes the ice-cream in a record breaking time of 10 seconds.” Time is money after all.
“Ok back to physics”
She dials Aditii’s phone number but alas! Aditii has gone for her dance class. So you see, she calls me now. I am her last resort. We argue for half –an-hour (er-remember, the ice-cream has gone now?) by the end of which both of us convince ourselves that she has got the problem. You see. It is all about faith or maybe conviction. I think, they call it metaphysics. Anyway, I’ll have to confirm it with Shubhi. You see, she knows everything. On Monday, we get the same problem in the test and with a miracle of fate, Shubhi gets that “inscrutable, invincible, poisonous and vicious” 2 mark problem right. It is all about faith as I said earlier. In a fit of exuberance, she argues with the maths teacher the naming of variables. That’s OK ! Atleast be honest to yourselves, haven’t you always wondered why the unknown quantity is always X and not Z. Shubhi has decided that it is time to rid X of its X-factor so Z it shall be. She even says,” MA’AM MOVE” to our French teacher who thinks it is the savage ruffian at the back who said it. That savage ruffian is of course the timid little diffident golden puppy who bears the harsh words. She dare not say anything against our supremo though nothing much would happen but, DOES SHE KNOW THAT? So you see, there is an unmistakable grace, unflagging charm and mastermind intellect in Shubhi who has tought us a very important lesson in life- taking offence is injurious to health!!!!!!!!


Until next time, G’bye.

"the ones in the dark"

"Yeah homosexuals are abnormal! Ofcourse they are i agree wholeheartedly. As abnormal as a person who writes with a left hand" Before you start wondering how i became such a good writer, i would like to point out that this quote isnt mine. This was the opening sentence of a twelthy in my school who made a project on Homesexuals. By the way he isnt homosexual.
One of the most surprising observing today, is many people who support homosexuality are straight. And many of these people are young adults. Todays kids are far more liberal and broadminded in their thinking. Far ahead of the last generation. Todays generation (exceptions discluded) really doesnt care if the person next to him is attracted to girls or guys. They are far too busy.
Some wish that this attitude be adopted by all. But thats far fetched. anyways back to the main topic. Who are homosexuals? They are NOT abnormal. they are just NORMAL people who like people of the same gender as them. Now how hard is it to digest that? For centuries homesexuality has been considered a sin. By religon, by people even by the Ultimate "I shall give you freedom of choice" governemnt. Seriously i don't know why. Every person has the freedom of choosing who he/she wants be involved with. How the hell can the government suddenly have thee right to choose which gender? We talk about many evils n protests against homesexuality is one of them. For, fettered by a draconian 140-year-old law - Section 377 of the IPC —sexual minorities in India, including homosexuals, bisexuals and trans-gender individuals, are actually living a nightmare. that sucks. Period.
We are building a welfare state . Which includes protecting the minorities. And homosexuals are included. Hey im not being unrealistic here. i don't expect the government to leave everything and start working for their development. But changing a law can't take that much tme can it?
It is high time some thing must happen to change the situation. You must remember that no one is homosexual by choice. That person is born with it. It's not wrong its not a sin and its definetly not something someone has to be ashamed of. Its normal. I am not calling out this brigade coz im homosexual. I am not. This is more a call out for human rights. They are exploited and discriminated. Its time this ends. and people realize. That a person ahs the freedom to do watever he wnts to. and get into any kind of relationship he likes. And no one has the right to dictate terms to anyone and not let him live his life the way he wants too.
PERIOD.

hello after eternity

well hello!

sorry for not ritin 4 so long but im sure nobody really cared coz akanksha an shubhi hav been cumin up wid really gud stuff. I might b doing an aarushi after sum time, but ive been kept away from my comp (by my brother who is literally stuck 2 it wen he is at home). About all those poems u guys rote will u pls explain to whom u were referin 2 ??

OH! btw thank u so much for da BLOG AWARD for best poem( though im sure i wudnt start sobbin on stage and tht 2 wen im on stage wid rahul dravid!).

I still cant believe i have 2 go 4 maths tuitions!!its terribly tiring and for heavens sake its MATHS!
i hate even da thot of it.all this maths will surely drive me crazy.All people hu interact wid me o daily basis pls take this as a warning ill probably speaking algebra instead of english in sum time.
so i suggest u study enough 2 understand me!

till next time i rite(about 2 months)
the forever bored and boring 1

POWERPUFF!!!!

Hey
So i have had some crazy days too......From today i shall be known as POWERPUFF GIRL!! or more like blossoms...yesterday night was one of the craziest nights. me and my friend (avani) decided to become the powerpuff girls...LOLZ....................here is the list

Blossoms - Shubhi
Bubbles - Avani
Buttercup - Mini
Mojo Jojo - Naina
Mayor - Suparna
Evil Princess - Shagun
The green gang Green - Dhananjey, Prashant and Nikhil

And ofcourse we 3 powerpuff girls will PROTECT TOWNSVILLE!!!!
POWERPUFF!


Powerpuff Powerpuff
Blossom,
commander and the leader
Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter
Buttercup,
and she's the toughest fighter
Powerpuffs save the day

chorus:Fighting crime
Trying to save the world
Here they come just in time
The Powerpuff Girls

POWERPUFF 2 U TOO!!
peace out
blossoms....
:)

Well, nthing much but jst this

well, i had a great day...had my first guitar class.Anyways, its getting rather late so i'll write more laterz...for now, i jst penned down a poem so here it is:

All this while...

When you didn’t realize
When you didn’t empathize
I always thought you could never understand
what I was going through.
I somehow had this feeling that
you weren’t going to be there
for me anymore.
I somehow thought that you had left
Perhaps, gone too far away.
When you stopped walking with me,
I always presumed you were
Leading, what then had become a race.
I never cared to see,
I never cared to check.
Gosh! I can’t believe that was me.
Just once then I stopped.
And then after days,
I found you looking for me.
You needed me more than I needed you…

Some Gangulism

hey evry1
tdays match was soo awesome...every1 i think palyed really great. the thorn in the foot is ofcourse ganguly...after the match trying to cheer myself...i went to some sites and picked up some jokes....(yah im doin a rastogi)

ganguly was visiting the psychiatrist. Ganguly: ``It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can I do?''Doctor: ``Get another job.'' Ganguly: ``I can't. I'm playing for India tomorrow!''

The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!
( i know this 1s bout da team...but it was funny....neways the indian team does beat...sm teams)

How to make Maggi Behind maggi 2 minutes noodles pack:
Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiledwater and add the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat.

Phone call for Ganguly!

India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it's a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on! India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score. There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room.
The Team Manager picks up the call.
"Hello ! I am Ganguly's friend speaking . Can I talk to him now ?"
The Team Manager replies : "Sorry ! He has just gone in to bat . "
The caller replies "No problem . I'll hold the line ! "

What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time

What is the difference between Ganguly and god?
Ans: Atleast God doesnt think he is Ganguly

If dravid is the wall, what is ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall.

Which player in history can't bat, can't bowl and still plays in International Cricket?
Ans: No Comment

Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."

Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.

Hey i got nothing against him...i mean as knksha pointed out its wonderful he doubled his score from 1 to 2. But i wish he was as good a batsmen as hes proved to be a captain.. Surely without his brilliant captaincy we wouldn't have ever won this match.....neways tata from me
Shubhi

Blog NIGHT!

Shubhi: good evening ladies and not so gentle men
We have kept you on a long wait. But as you can see we have come up with the results..... Without futher delay ...To announce the first winner of this entry...... Can i please call on the ever dependable...the ever magnificent...The wall...Rahul Dravid

[Dravid walks on stage....music plays]

Dravid: good evening everyone...it feels great to be on this blog. And the nominations for the best poem are....
Akanksha bajaj For Broken friendships
Shubhi Nigam for War!
Aarushi uboweja for If men were Women
And Aditii saxena for It's me

Rahul: And the winner is...Aditii saxena for It's me.....
(applause)
Aditii: Thank you! I so not deserve this....but im so happy (sob) (sob)
(Rahul leads her off stage)

shubhi: Its been a pleasure for here at Sweet n Vicious to host 1000 visitors for that occasion we now have a speech by Aarushi "how i am not dogmatic" (dogmatic btw means domineering)
(aarushis speech...audience dozez off.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

shubhi: GET UP!!! yeah now that we are awake our next award is for best essay....may i call upon Mr.Brett Lee to do the honours

Lee: Hey everyone.....the nominations are
Agnostic by Shubhi
School By aarushi
In fond memory of my grandfather by akanksha
I love Irfan by Priya

Lee: And the winner is Shubhi for Agnostic
(mega applause)

Shubhi: OH MY GOD!! (janice style) this so great this is so cute this so AWESOME!!
im so honoured...I would like to dedicate this to everyone...my dog, my friends, my family, my sister, tweety evryone...I LOVE U!!!
(goes off stage)

Aditii: Well since shubhi needs time to recollect we shall move to the next award
To announce this award i would like to call upon. renown bangledeshi beauty..Mr mohammad Ashraful!

Ashraful: Hello..... ummm......aaj ke nominations he
s-k-ool by aarushi
ummm....mu-zings auf a bored soul by S-ubhi
aaj ki vijeta hai aarushi for s-kool!!!

Aarushi: oh my god...oh my god...thank you sooo much...i feel so euphoriant....to recieve this award is so enlightening...i am truly indebted to my fans... and not to mention well......

aditii:umm....aaruhsi thts okay we must go on...... next we have the final award for the evening
to be presented by indian bengal tigerSaurav Ganguly...

(greeted by boos)

(ganguly comes on stage sheepishly)

Saurav: helloo....umm.....lets see....the nominations for the best writer are...
Akanksha
Shubhi
Aditii
Priya
And the winner is Akanksha Bajaj...uhoh!
(akanksha comes on stage angered)

Akanksha: Thanks...its great....i never wanted it..but well...i have more things to deal with...
(turns to ganguly who is looking extremely scared....)

Shubhi: Will someone please call security!!!!!!!!!
(turns back to the audience)
Anyways That was the show guys....i hope you had a great evening.......We have had an amzing experience writing thse entries...and ofcourse we hope for another 1000 entries...so Go FIGURE! Yes the results were obvious...so im sure u wont mind us submitting them late. I would like to thank my blog frends... and my guests today...We hope they had a good time....so until next time...Keep reading

SWEET N VICIOUS!!!!!

Ps.. We are not linked anyway to Brett Lee, Rahul dravid, Mohammad Ashraful or Saurav Ganguly. They are all copyrights of their respective countries. And we have nothing against Saurav Ganguly...This is just a warning if we he doesnt get his act together it can lead to dangerous consequences.