Friday, April 08, 2005

The "Crush" factor.......

Yesterday while sitting in my bus I over heard (I wouldn't like to call it eavesdropping) an animated discussion between 2, presumably, seventh graders (girls). On of them having a major crush. Girl 1 had a crush for a long time on Boy1
Girl 1: But hes so cute.... and if he goes out with vamp 1, I don't know what I am going to do...
Girl 2: Maybe he likes.... you and is not telling you...... Let Vamp 1 go to hell.. She has a new boy friend every week....
Girl 1: No yaar... I am too tall for Boy 1......he can't like me... Oh my cursed genes........!
Girl 2: Par yaar, don't give up hope..... Height doesnt make a difference. All boys are shorter...than girls
Girl 1: No! Vamp 1 isnt taller than Boy 1.........Oh I feel helpess!
Now who would believe a 12 year old could have a such strong feeling bout someone........I know alot of people who change crushes every week...On monday "Homosapien 1" i their soulmate and the next week the "homosapien 1"'s bestfriend is their soul-mate... The major problem of a kid of say 11-14 years that is hormones are raging high...and well...hormones in guys are kinda unfair they have to look up to the girls in the height prespective.
Now scientifically speaking what is a crush? They are again as I said hormones raging high. and contrary to what your parents might make it "Unspeakable, Unthinkable , Unactionable" or (maybe they don't). Its actually good to have a crush. It helps for an adolecent to understand who he/she is. And experimenting never hurt. Now to be in 'love' and to find your "soul-mate"
is well...umm......kinda far-fetched. some people do....i guess.....but break-up is always in the cards.... So it might be Rahul Dravid or the guy whose your neighbour (talking about girls here...lolz) a crush is undenyable.. and normal.... though maybe you can't start going out with rahul Dravid... but you must still stand up for your crush...
par example. Akankshas "upheavel of the common mind" if you dare a word against Sourav Ganguly! Or perhaps Priyas dizzy spell after seeing a picture of Irfan Pathan.. if you say hes too old..
"Oh come on 5 years is no 'pahadh'.
nahi khadi hogi yeh age deewar..
priya banengi priya punjabi pathan.."
Lolzzzz....... Well as for Aarushi... it has always been and always will... the dashing Bengali beauty who made a century kicking Indian butt "mohammad ashraful".. (applause) And as for me.....for those who know me.. will go "oh not again" ..i am talking about the diligent, evergreen, lethal blondie "Brett Lee" (Standing ovation). Hes the only exception to the dumb blondes. Now if everyone is wondering why no one likes people in our school... Now the most access a person has is in his class... and believe me when i say this.. our class is full of gays (no direspect but these variety are not self-respecting)... who sit in each others lap...pull at eaach others shirt.....when they see a girl they suddenly shut up.... probably thinking "No, the intelligent race has once again been shoved in my face, to again humiliate me and show the world how inferior my race is to them... Why me!!! Why wasn't i one of them?" Haha.....anyways as i was saying...
yeah... so its kinda hard....
chalo my work is done here.. i hope i have been able to covince everyone about the healthy aspects of bein "crushy-crushy" Now people wonder why im goin on a "Hail crushers" drive .... well coz i have a few frends who have really major crushes...and think they are crazy to have them.... Well guys u rnt crazy just really healthy....lolz!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 things .
1) AHH!! u removed the saybox
2) Thnx for adding my site bt no1 can click on it.. u forgot to add the link..
3) HAHA!

3:35 AM, April 09, 2005  
Blogger Unknown said...

hey cool article.........the conversation is soo cute.........made a good laugh.........keep up ur "unintentional eavesdropping" for our amusement..........lolz

6:41 AM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Akanksha said...

dearest shubhi, how many times do i hv to remind u tht i DON'T LOVE ganguly. it's jst tht i think ppl r forgetting the times wen he stood by all those going thru a rough patch in their careers. n i jst support his position in the team.

5:43 AM, April 11, 2005  

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