Friday, April 01, 2005

Blog NIGHT!

Shubhi: good evening ladies and not so gentle men
We have kept you on a long wait. But as you can see we have come up with the results..... Without futher delay ...To announce the first winner of this entry...... Can i please call on the ever dependable...the ever magnificent...The wall...Rahul Dravid

[Dravid walks on stage....music plays]

Dravid: good evening everyone...it feels great to be on this blog. And the nominations for the best poem are....
Akanksha bajaj For Broken friendships
Shubhi Nigam for War!
Aarushi uboweja for If men were Women
And Aditii saxena for It's me

Rahul: And the winner is...Aditii saxena for It's me.....
(applause)
Aditii: Thank you! I so not deserve this....but im so happy (sob) (sob)
(Rahul leads her off stage)

shubhi: Its been a pleasure for here at Sweet n Vicious to host 1000 visitors for that occasion we now have a speech by Aarushi "how i am not dogmatic" (dogmatic btw means domineering)
(aarushis speech...audience dozez off.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

shubhi: GET UP!!! yeah now that we are awake our next award is for best essay....may i call upon Mr.Brett Lee to do the honours

Lee: Hey everyone.....the nominations are
Agnostic by Shubhi
School By aarushi
In fond memory of my grandfather by akanksha
I love Irfan by Priya

Lee: And the winner is Shubhi for Agnostic
(mega applause)

Shubhi: OH MY GOD!! (janice style) this so great this is so cute this so AWESOME!!
im so honoured...I would like to dedicate this to everyone...my dog, my friends, my family, my sister, tweety evryone...I LOVE U!!!
(goes off stage)

Aditii: Well since shubhi needs time to recollect we shall move to the next award
To announce this award i would like to call upon. renown bangledeshi beauty..Mr mohammad Ashraful!

Ashraful: Hello..... ummm......aaj ke nominations he
s-k-ool by aarushi
ummm....mu-zings auf a bored soul by S-ubhi
aaj ki vijeta hai aarushi for s-kool!!!

Aarushi: oh my god...oh my god...thank you sooo much...i feel so euphoriant....to recieve this award is so enlightening...i am truly indebted to my fans... and not to mention well......

aditii:umm....aaruhsi thts okay we must go on...... next we have the final award for the evening
to be presented by indian bengal tigerSaurav Ganguly...

(greeted by boos)

(ganguly comes on stage sheepishly)

Saurav: helloo....umm.....lets see....the nominations for the best writer are...
Akanksha
Shubhi
Aditii
Priya
And the winner is Akanksha Bajaj...uhoh!
(akanksha comes on stage angered)

Akanksha: Thanks...its great....i never wanted it..but well...i have more things to deal with...
(turns to ganguly who is looking extremely scared....)

Shubhi: Will someone please call security!!!!!!!!!
(turns back to the audience)
Anyways That was the show guys....i hope you had a great evening.......We have had an amzing experience writing thse entries...and ofcourse we hope for another 1000 entries...so Go FIGURE! Yes the results were obvious...so im sure u wont mind us submitting them late. I would like to thank my blog frends... and my guests today...We hope they had a good time....so until next time...Keep reading
SWEET N VICIOUS!!!!!

Ps.. We are not linked anyway to Brett Lee, Rahul dravid, Mohammad Ashraful or Saurav Ganguly. They are all copyrights of their respective countries. And we have nothing against Saurav Ganguly...This is just a warning if we he doesnt get his act together it can lead to dangerous consequences.

5 Comments:

Blogger Akanksha said...

lols...omg this is the funniest thing i've read in years.btw..y did u show me so not-happy n so-dangerous...well, yeah i realli don't care abt the awards but u know wat u shouldn't hv written tht part abt ganguly.he DOUBLED his score in the second innings of the 4th test match i.e. the last test match...it however goes without saying tht he made 1 n 2 runs resp in the two innings.i do remember tht library clash of aarushi n u but i'm glad u both r back to normal i.e of course back to arguments!n well i dindn't get to say anything..i mean even aarushi got to say her essay..dogmatic huh??
lols.
:D

8:52 AM, April 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! This was damn funny!!

Congrats to all the winners....and keep em coming

Alex

10:42 PM, April 01, 2005  
Blogger Aditii said...

too much shubhi really cool!!

1:49 AM, April 03, 2005  
Blogger Aditii said...

too much shubhi really cool!!

1:49 AM, April 03, 2005  
Blogger Unknown said...

hey shubhi this is simply awesome!!! even the most serious person on land would have to fall of his chair laughing reading all this stuff!!! keep it up!!

3:46 AM, April 03, 2005  

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