Thursday, April 07, 2005

10 Reasons Why I Hate Being in Tenth.............

1. I can't be laid back and study 2 days before the exams like i have been doing. I have to actually study during the year..........NOOOOOO
2. School is unbearable.
Month April; Teacher: "Oh darling! don't be so worried. Boards are like any other exams. They so not matter."
Rest of the year; Teacher: "What the hell do you think you idiot students are doing? This is your board year you aren't in ninth grade anymore!"
3. EXPECTATIONS!
Everywhere you go, those fake drippy sugar coated voices and then that fat finger pointed in your face "Aah! Board year...well the most important year of your life. Study hard"
4. Drama.
"Oh my god did you hear about that guy who gets like a 90%. He got 60% in his boards!" "What kind of teacher is going to check my paper!!!" "Oh im so scared!!" "The system is horrible" "Help!"
5. Nutty School
"Yue...s-tuden-ths will now haeve Outdoor Activity onshe aye week. Yoga, marching" Is what Our Vice-Princi told us. so there we were sitting in the hot sun...just after learning some sort of eye exercises from some kind of lunatic whose voice is as manly as Aishwarya Rai's. Being told how we were soooo pure and sooo not Diluted. "hum swasth hai! Hai khubsurat hai!"
6. Work! Work!
Our school year started just 5 days after our final exams of the ninth. When the whole school (except 12th) were on leave. we have extra classes till 20 May. Then we have Assesments in the first week of July. Following that will have 4 more sets of exams. Oh boy! This is going to be fun.
7. Many Philosphies. Many tragedies
Fact! By some cruel twist of fate we innocent students are being taught by a math teacher who has probably been some philospher in her past life. She follows some thing she must have been taught in "How to ruin a students life in 10 ways"
"Thy shall bring philosophy into everyth in our life"
"Thy shall ruin the life of thy pupils"
8. Annoying class- mates
There one who keeps throwing water at evryone. One who runs of with your lunch. One who wants the teacher to teach in break. One who one wants the teacher to teach in all free period. and ofcourse there are some "mahan vyaktis" who suck up to the teacherr like a kid to a lollipop.
9. The Bloody summer heat
Its sooo hot! and on top of that my bus has to stand right at the end of the line. If I am walking that far might as well walk back home.
10. "Your future looks bleak"
Well mine certainly does. I havent decided....what i am goinng to take up. and just the thought of it. Makes me go weak......Sciences or commerce......Commerce or Science! HELP!!! ( And I have heard our carreer counsellor sucks!)

6 Comments:

Blogger Akanksha said...

EVERY(n i mean it) line of this article is so true n as pure as a-non-diluted-liquid!!
i mean wat the heck..give it a break ppl..we know its tenth..u dont need to remind us tht every second of our worthless existence!

9:29 AM, April 07, 2005  
Blogger Akanksha said...

n of course a very well written piece. well, it's hilarious!!
:D

9:30 AM, April 07, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!!...talking bout aviral in the 8th pt? ha!

3:34 AM, April 09, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!!...talking bout aviral in the 8th pt? ha!

3:40 AM, April 09, 2005  
Blogger Aditii said...

u r so rite im dyin wid sst here nyway!!

5:35 AM, April 10, 2005  
Blogger Unknown said...

man..............a totaly well put together peice.......its soo true......specially those sugary sweet voices one.........like we dont know we r in 10th n have to study.............seriously............these people do need to take a break........anyways it seems half the nervous breakdowns n suicides r coz of them

6:47 AM, April 10, 2005  

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