Saturday, September 09, 2006

I call it the PJ revolution.

The torch has been passed from the hands of some inspired seniors. This flaming light symbolises humor, adventure and an escapade into the brighter yet undiscovered side of life. Yes it is truly a revolution. The aims of the revolution are as listed.
  1. To create a force which has wit, understanding and a sense of humor far above average.
  2. To mobilize the youth to rise above their usual everyday musings and partcipate in something much more enriching.
  3. To highlight the imbecility of the recipent of the jokes.
  4. To prove the disputed fact that "3 lines can make someone want to put a gun to their head and pull the trigger".
  5. To simply remind everyone that you are of a superior race, one which they don't belong to.
Now what is a PJ you might ask. It is a piece of humor and wit, which has its origins basically in common sense. A PJ might be the most obvious statement which makes it hard to understand. Most people in todays world lack both common sense and intelligence. Hence they dislike PJ's. Yet PJ's are the highest form of jokes(which the lowest form of minds don't understand hence they call them poor jokes).

To join the revolution you musn't only laugh at the jokes. You must feel them too. To test yourself here are some jokes from the joke factory back at our school.

Now ending I will leave you with two jokes. They are not the best, but the better ones don't have an effect when written.

ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log ghanashyam bulate the...batao kyon?
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kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha! Bevakoof


2. what is the cube of 13?
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Its : SUROOR
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wondering how?
thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

Felt like banging your head against the wall? Good that was the whole point.
Keep banging
Shubhs

PS. Please send in your jokes too. If appreciated will be posted and acknowledged

6 Comments:

Blogger Suparna said...

*tremendous applause..suppi proud of shubloo darling*
psst..will send in my entries later..lol..thou im mite as well jst qualify... go shubhi!!

8:25 AM, September 09, 2006  
Blogger Radhika said...

u no sum ppl kinda misinterpret pjs as sum 'laws of uncertainity' or sumthin lik tht in physics.. lol

8:33 AM, September 09, 2006  
Blogger Manas said...

uggh.
burst a nerve vessel while trying to make out some sense from this post.
get a life and a new blog. stop wasting blogging space.

5:16 AM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger Shubhi said...

@ da "man huse an ass" (get it manas) lower species.... lol
well if you are bursting a vessel... dont come back! lol... these jokes will only be understood by few....
@ sups
Love ya darling.. ofcourse you get immediate entry.. you are our inspiration
@ rads: please tell me one of those people wasnt you!

8:38 AM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger Radhika said...

shubhsy- no!! im referrin 2 sum1 who wen asked 1+1=3 kaise sed sumthin abt laws of uncertainity in physics! lol.. no takin names

manas- enable comments on ur blog and then see wot crappy comments u get! atleast v dont call ourselves 'jellyfish whisperers'!!

12:19 PM, September 11, 2006  
Blogger udit said...

you came with FIVE points?? by jove.. helluva lota time spent on this.
and ahem, i get automatic entry too, and i you doubt it, you're welcum to lisn in any time. likhkar maza nahi aata..

5:01 AM, October 08, 2006  

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