The joys of being in 11nth. Aah the Tii--ruest form of joy. Sigh (Keep a hand on your heart and close your eyes) .
No longer does your teacher ask you if you did well after a test, instead she asks you something even more important "Will you pass beta?".
Suddenly you are struck with a bolt of realization. So this is why god created bunking! OOh this is why the backseat was invented. Oh my trusty old Cheating. Yes my dear, all of this created solely for you. Why you may ask, am i so special. Well for starters to prevent you from strangling yourself. Or worst leaving school and getting married. Or the end of all human kind running away to join bollywood. Yes, they are all preventive measures sweetheart.
Now in 11nth you must loose all your senses and study. You learn new and important definations like "Acceleration is when a body undergoes acceleration". And how can one forget 11nth is also when you acquire new tastes, like HCL, H2SO4 etc. All the wonderful tastes you are exposed to. Including the evr ready supply of coke and ecstacy. Sigh. Joy to the world.
Suddenly you wish you were back in 10nth giving your boards. Or worst u wish you could shift to Vidya kendra Mahila Mandal Sahiba School. But there are times class is fun. specially when people are throwing furniture at each other. Pointing out guys staring at other guys. And ofcourse the "funnest" when you witness teachers beating up children because of missing dusters. Sigh. Sigh.
But still i feel, it is high time we finish studying and do something real with our lives. I don't know maybe do a movie, learn karate and kick butt. or perhaps we could become those wine tasters. A million oppertunities. Then whats keeping me in school? Well The fear of being thrown out by my parents and certain unforgetable elements. Damn.
Ps. when i was writing this very pretty post, i was feelin very weird.