Saturday, January 22, 2005

School

Hello folks
Me bck
How can any1 miss vinci for goodness sake. The wrld is going to dogs. The new hm hasn’t even done anything to us………..yet. special emphasis on myself. I get in2 lot of trble with teachers these days. Whatever. Who she doesn’t no shouldn’t bother her. Hip hip hurray !!!!!!! r school’s gone nuts. Why the hell r they hyping the exams so much ? we will still live if we don’t do well. I hope my entry is good enough for anonymous. My last entry –forgiving was 100% authentic.Vinci is as Priya would put it-A PROPER TERROR. I totally agree with her. French classes are a torture these days. WE are SIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKK of seeing her stony face. English class is a bit better than a joke. She obviously knows herself quite well which is why she hasn’t complained till now. Had it been someone else, rest assured we would’ve been still serving punishment and looking about for being paroled but of course it is not someone else but the good old who it is and so the entire situation is hypothetical. No what I mean?
Maths class is like it has always been-stagnant. Somehow the phy class is not that bad. I was talking to Shraddha and she said that the phy teacher seems to be teaching herself. i agree with her. She is an angel in disguise cos this way we get to apply our own brains too. She gives the facts and writes in Hebrew on the board. So we have to figure out the rest ourselves. It doesn’t take rocket sc or a degree in complex cryptology to figure out the stuff. Chem class is comparable to the phy class. Somehow we’re always running short on time with chem and so we r always in a hurry which doesn’t help our cause but doesn’t harm it either. it only makes it interesting and also the fact that chem is predictable helps. That is not to say that there is no scope in the subject. But phy still rules plus or minus the teachers. Bio is not bad either. In general that is-not the kheti badi we r doing these days. We r not going to be hailed as farmers when we grow up. They no that we MUG up the stupid jargon for EXAMS and trash the trash after handing out ans sheets so why do the bother? REVENGE I say. They suffered. They learnt it. SO WHAT. This doesn’t mean that we should be put thru the ordeal. Otherwise bio is not bad. Sst is a pain but my mum says that I am going to like eco. I would like to believe her. The computer teacher’s voice is like a bed-time rhyme. It is something that plays in the background when in the comp lab and merges into oblivion otherwise only to resurface on the Sunday be4 the com montest. School can no longer b called a reprieve what with the restrictions and compulsions after you know what happened but it is not our fault. We r GOOD PEOPLE. Do not laugh. I mean it. Swear it on u. GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!! English test on Monday. I no that u no but I also no that u had forgotten. Do not forget to read the chapters. THANKYOU to me. I drew Sushma Swaraj’s A4 sized cartoon with the highlights and all but every1 thinks that it is Jailalita. Atleast they think that it is human !!!!!!!!!!!! Thankyou my lord. Thankyou for the salvation of my soul. I can grow up to be a cartoonist without worrying to much. Jealous ???????????? should be. Serves u right. How many of u can actually draw something even remotely human? HUH? TIME
As time passes, shadows are not left behind,
Wish they could stop and remain as forever.
As nostalgia incurs memories, a nebulous cavity haunts the mind,
What goes on is only time.
As battles are won and the vanquished injured,
What can mend the wounds in its course is only time.
As illusions fade away into oblivion,
What lies in store is a new day.
As dreams become reality,
What is preserved is that moment captured into a ceaseless eternity.
As the sun sets making way for the night,
What is awaited is the gleams of dawn.
As life ends and love dies,
The pendulum doesn’t stop swinging both ways.
As the sound of silence calls upon me,
I know that it is time.

There’s more but on a lighter note.
NORMAL
1.There’s a certain hypocrisy about your life. You hate to be rude yet you will give unasked advice on etiquette. You like gentle doves of peace which symbolize peace. You’ll go around patching up quarrels but you always seem to enjoy a good argument even on seemingly undebatable topics. You’re good natured and pleasant but you can also be fussy, prissy and dogmatic. You’re restless but seldom in hurry. To sum it up, there’s a frustrating volatility to your life which leaves everyone (including yourself) confused.
2.You are turned on by people who recite Harry Potter fan fiction day in and day out. Your favourite colour is neither the fiery red nor the pesky yellow but the commonplace blue. You probably like pop music and your favourite singer is Enrique (you can run, you can hide but you can’t escape my love ………).
3.In the first point I said that you’re restless but seldom in hurry. I will reiterate this fact by bringing your fetish for working only during dire emergencies (i.e. a week before the final exams).
4.You have an inclination towards the mystic and the occult but this doesn’t mean that you spend every waking minute crystal gazing or that you have painted your nails black. What I am trying to say is that you’ve probably read all the Cheiros and Linda Goodmans. You are still charmed by something in the genre of sleeping beauty and Santa Claus but are afraid to proclaim it for the fear of being called childish.
5.Your favourite word is discrimination. You have the power. You have the potential. You have the vision. (Cautionary note: I am not running for the position of the class representative). But you are human and so you tend to misuse your power. You don’t care which side you take in an argument as long as it is the opposite side. Sometimes you tend to change sides in the middle if you are getting bored.
Note: I personally think that enrique has a vagina. I am also not crazy bout HP now. I will read the next book but not dying with anticipation. No wht I mean?
NERD
6. You are either worshipped or embittered. There is no bridge between the two and you find yourself being the king/queen of extremism.
7. You give the teachers a run for their money. You sometimes end up asking questions which do not make any sense to you but leave the teachers confused for obviously fathomable reasons.
8. You do not attend the winter carnival and the class picnic because you must put in extra effort in order to understand the superposition of secondary colours.
9. Your lifestyle does not undergo changes after you conjure up mischief because you can never be framed as an outlaw. Who will suspect that nerd who knows ‘My experiments with truth’ by heart for quoting in the English exam.
10. Your favourite day is Monday for more reasons than one. First and foremost is your weekly rendezvous with the Monday test and that too first thing in the morning. Talk about pure delectation. Secondly, what was the point of mugging up advanced thermodynamics during the weekend when normal people were watching cricket or shopping at the mall, if you can’t spit it out in front of your counterpart in order to put him to his place ? HUH ? Last but not the least is your reunion with the answer script of the Monday test given last week or the week before written in perfectly legible or illegible handwriting with lines drawn after each and every answer in the hope of getting 51 on 50, in hope of achieving perfect fulfillment (in you eyes that is) and in hope of surpassing perfection.

Howwazat ?
This is divinity saying sayonara. Be naughty.
Aarushi

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i luv aarushi. she is so true and to the point that i feel happy an proud tht at least someone knows the truth bout school life an says it

8:22 AM, February 02, 2005  

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