Insults

hey guys
im doin a rastogi....i saw somegreat insults......n me bein the queen of insults decided to educate my subjects on the art of insulting......

• Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!
• Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
• Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
• Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
• Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!
• Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
• He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.
• When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
• You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
• Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.- - - Maryon Pearson
• Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.- - - Elizabeth Taylor
• Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.- - - Margaret Mead (May 15, 1958)
• He has Van Gogh's ear for music.- - - Billy Wilder
• In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
  

Yours forever

Shubhs